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localvoidcat:

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

>meet an all-knowing all-seeing omniscient being

>told i can ask one question which they will answer truthfully regardless of existential paradoxes or continuity errors in the timeline this will cause

>consider my options for several minutes

>ask if they’re free this weekend

An edited screenshot of the reddit page r/lies that says in all capitals "I HAVE SEEN ALL OF TIME AND SPACE, EVERY OUTCOME THERE EVER HAS BEEN AND EVER WILL BE, PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE. ASK ME ANYTHING."ALT
A reddit comment posted by user BillNyeTheSavage_Guy that says "Do you like men"ALT

satyriconmp3:

who wants to have a fucked up thing with me

seal-of-unknown:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Two crudely drawn yellow emojis are next to each other. The first one has large pupils and cries with a neutral expression. The second one cries harder with the same expression, its pupils are even larger and it has a barely noticeable frown.ALT
>Anonymous 

i accidentally nutted to a minecraft letsplay once. dont remember whos it was but i was just strokin my shit without realizing and i came eventually so i guess that minecraft letsplay was hot as hell or something

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Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

evilmario666:

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

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But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

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Originally posted by ryngrey

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

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This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

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